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When I was posting regularly at livejournal, I remember the wish lists. It was an awesome sense of community and it was fun. I think it would be nice to try again, but lets not limit it to livejournal this time please visit wishlist, and lets include the intire internet!  e-mail (shanj091378@gmail.com) me or petey's priestess or comment at wishlist  to be added!

HAPPY B-DAY TO YOU (TOMORROW)

HAPPY B-DAY TO YOU (TOMORROW)

HAPPY B-DAY DEAR aliaspiral  (TOMORROW)

HAPPY B-DAY TO YOU (TOMORROW)

 

NOW IF YOU READ THIS PLEASE SHOOT HER AN E-MAIL, OR COMMENT ON HER JOURNAL, AND SAY "HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALLYPOOP!", BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT SHE LIKES TO BE CALLED!  I SWEAR! 

you need to get boatsofpaper to friend you if you haven't already, the friends locked stuff is amazingly histerical. And the author is my favorite person on the planet... She is awesome!

good luck with nano stuff al! YOU CAN DO IT! Hi, I will be serving as your personal cheerleader today. Rah rah rah

Hi, I am alive!  aren't you happy to see me?  it sure has been a while!  Missed you!

I have been a sorry slacker, and I apologize.  I don't want to explain, but if you are curious you can ck out my more recent posts here

Promise I will be better in the future.  Wow, you guys look GREAT!

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I hate Furryrats (ferrets).  And the feeling is mutual, the little shit tries to kill me, bites any available skin it can get to, and then has the nerve to make me itch ALL OVER!  I HATE FURRYRATS!

 

I'm an irredeemably eejitous, liberal, tight as fuck, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child!
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All I wanna do is wear flannel pj's and lie in bed, and occasionally check my e-mail.  What's up with that?  I am not doing that, if I give in it will only get worse, but I could and I want to.

I have a friend, sorry, had a friend.  I am dropping her as I am a heartless bitch.  why, please ask why.  She doesn't approve of my lifestyle???  WTF!  I never hurt anyone.  I make a conscience effort to not hurt people.  I am nice, I care, but apparently I don't meet with her approval.  I really don't understand.  I have never done anything to this girl except be her friend, I have been kind and supportive even when she was being STUPID, but apparently that leaves me open for her judgement.  I was under the impression that I would be judged by a higher being, I didn't know SHE WAS the higher being.

I don't know why this is getting to me, well yes I do, this comes on top of me overhearing another 'friend' talking about me in a not so kind manner.  I will be the first person to admit that I occasionally indulge in the gossip fest, but with 1 person, and that would be my aliaspiral .  It isn't like I wander around bashing people, ok, so there are some people I wander around bashing, but they are NOT  my friends, they are the enemy (aka, people I work with that are stupid).

So, now I have moved home to my mom's house, and I feel like a total failure.  I am 26, no degree, no significant other, no home, no life.  And I wonder why I'm depressed, can someone come over and shoot me, please?

It was nice playing e-mail tag with aliaspiral  today, it is nice knowing I am not the only one who isn't facing death or imminent loss of limb and is still depressed.  Nothing really horrific, I am just depressed.  And this is your notification.  Lookout world I have PMS and depression, no gun though, dammit!

Apparently I live in a shell, I say this because I wasn't aware that there was a hot night life happening in my sleepy small/medium/bible belt town. BUT apparently I was wrong as GIRLS GONE WILD is being filmed here, and in the middle of the week. My crowd is wild! We drink we laugh we have fun, and 99% of the time we do it with our clothes on. (the 1% of the time that is not fully clothed is ginny in a gay bar flashing joe, it was a 1 time thing...that happened twice...anyway) This is not a 'girls gone wild' kind of place. We are wholesome, fully clothed people. We are not the 'naked video' type, not that there is anything wrong with naked people, but...

I give, there is nothing I can say to save this post, I am off to find where they are filming, and a bottle of tequila...

Nothing exciting has happened lately.  That is a good thing, but without the excitement I haven't been able to find the humor.  So if you see the humor could you send it my way?

No news, except...  I was planning a trip to CO to see my BF aliasprial, and was forced to cancel due to work stuff, well within 48 hours of my cancelation she had scheduled a trip to rome, ITALY!!!  Tell me she wasn't sitting there praying I would cancel!  OK, I know she adores me ('cause I'm wunerbar), but talk about convenient!  I am so excited for her, and fully expect a souviner.

Due to my little escapade with the mouse from HELL I am now in extreme PAIN. I thought it would go away after 1 night with heat applied (and lovely sleep thanks to pain killers) I was soooo wrong! 2 days later and I am still in PAIN. I went to the Doctor yesterday. That was a new adventure in incompetence. She said, "I don't know what they are called, but I call them zingers." When faced with that, how am I supposed to react? All I could do was laugh. She asked what was funny, and my first thought was NOT A DAMN THING, B/C I HURT, but I said, "well, its not very comforting when the doctor doesn't know what it is." She took revenge, she offered me a shot, NO THANK YOU, I am scared to death of needles, so she gave me a very weak pain killer, and no muscle relaxers. So she was either being evil, or I struck her as a pill popper. I am not a pill popper! And I am rather pissy now b/c I hurt, and she is a butthead!

Did I mention IT FREAKIN HURTS?